For the past 12 weeks I’ve been obsessed with election coverage. I mean, I’ve been obsessed with election coverage since 2007, but the past few months have been tough. Anxiety, anger, Alaska. Women’s “health” is one too, but I like alliteration. Anyhoo, I’ve been in a blissful, peaceful ObamaComa this past week. It’s so nice. I almost don’t hate Republicans right now. I…almost…feel sorry for them! But no, I blame Republicans for Proposition 8, so I can’t feel sorry for them since their bigoted agenda still has legs. Fuck off, Republicans! You LOST!

LOSERS!